Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”

There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies

by KK901 October 2, 2019

Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.

Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.

by mean memes October 9, 2019

Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.

“How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Yak Shaving

Continuously talking while you shave

Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”

Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”

by Waterbuffalo94 July 8, 2022

stop showing ass

big ass is bad for your eyes

run the ass will eat you stop showing ass and you can escape

by bainos_yeahh March 22, 2023

shoe-shoing

To lie about a person, place or thing. To be dishonest in one's approach or beliefs.

Teddy be shoe-shoing about the h03s he's got.

Shoe-shoing is just an old school way to say someone is capping!

by NITTY GRITTY April 21, 2023