Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022

Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

Shlong

A penis and combined into one.

what a long shlong!!!

by longlivejj May 2, 2022