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Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021
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Shlong

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one
by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018
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Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020
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Long shlong

You have a long shlong
by Electric circuit March 18, 2021
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Gigantasauras Shlong

Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)

Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis
by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.
Conors shlong
by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024
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