A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
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-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011
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A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.
Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"
by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021
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