Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

Setsone

another way to say stepping-stone.

Beating you was just my first setsone to victory.

by Aaaay Mayn June 6, 2013

Sheissecunted

The act of getting royally fucked to the extent that one can't be held accountable for their actions.

"Did you hear about Randy and Keith's bro job the last night?"
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."

by Meaty Petey's Minor Spillage January 16, 2018

Setsy

It's when your mom won't let you say sexy, so you say setsy instead because you're so gangster.

Look at that setsy mama

by DeesNootas June 9, 2018

sets machine

a man who goes hard AF in the gym, but secretly wants everyone to know he goes hard AF in the sheets

Graham: Hey Devan, I like your sets machine shirt.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.

by Devan Patel September 11, 2018

Shatsquat

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.

I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.

by Atoddler July 7, 2020