sham-fail

someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females

she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.

by cemetery (seminary) sucks October 21, 2010

de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019

Sham

Exclamation ,Galway Ireland terminology

Oh sham look at that

Sham that’s mad

I got an A+ ‘sham that’s nice ‘
Sham he’s a nice car
They robbed me ‘sham that’s bad out’

by Johnnyward_xnew July 20, 2021

Sham Clan

the act of throwing retards in pools of shit

ILL Sham Clan YOUR ALBINO TV

by analmilfsidefucker May 13, 2016

Shams

Shams is a name for a girl who is super sweet and is good academically. She loves to play sports and hanging out with friends.

Shams is bad at basketball

by V3ronika November 23, 2023

Sham

To shirk ones duties and avoid work at all costs in order to pursue more leisurely activities

Cap was shamming hard in the barracks all week, you'd have thought he was a made man in the E-4 Mafia.

by Gen. Wordsmith P. Laureate May 19, 2021

Sham Moment

When something happens to Sham that is a certified bruh moment

Sham:Guys i just got bitch slapped by as bus LETS GOOOO
Umar:Bruh Sham Moment

by pupitardaretarded November 30, 2021