shopping

Females:

A lifestyle, a pastime. No. A downright obsession. Whether it's shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.

Males:
An occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.

Female:
OMG. I can't wait to go shopping tonight!

Male:
I have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some Buds for the game tonight.

by quincyq03 March 11, 2010

Happy slapping

A chav's attempt at art.

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"

by Spuff August 25, 2005

Shipping

To wish a couple that you like to stay together cause you like them or cause they are cute. Or to wish two people you like and/or want to be together.

Oh my gosh I so ship joshifer !! (Jennifer Lawerence and Josh Hutcherson) shipping

by Bitcherella March 30, 2015

Shopping Cart

A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.

The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.

by loveinthesunlight February 7, 2015

Clam Slapping

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

by El Malo December 21, 2005

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017