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Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
by SonicPman May 19, 2017
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5th season lesbian

The gratuitous introduction of a lesbian character, characters,relationship or situation in order to boost flagging interest in a television, or comic series. Usually happens in the fourth or fifth season of the series lifespan. The intent is more to spark interest with provocative girl on girl action than to create diversity.
The classic example would be Willows outing in the last few seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Willow and Tara would be the 5th season lesbians.
by Thomas Hyde June 20, 2006
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Birthday Season

Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.
My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"
by RosieWithTheLightBrownHair January 15, 2009
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samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.
Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.
by yungn8r June 8, 2008
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samson pile

This is the pile which to throw people that are undesirable for dating, such as girls that get upset about porn.
Well, after a couple of dates, I decided to throw her into the samson pile.
by omfgsnakes August 25, 2006
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Samson

He´s so nice and funny. He brightens people´s day every time you talk to him. When he falls for people, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn't know for 30 seconds. He´s is soo cute. yes, he has his flaws but you don't care. He's too adorable. He does dip (tobacco) and he is tall. At least you think that. You´ll hate to lose him in your life. He has changed it forever now that you´ve met him.
Girl 1: ¨Look, it´s Samson. He´s adorable
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*
by Derpy_Cat April 25, 2019
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dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop
Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet
by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010
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