No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

September baby

Conceived on NYE (an accidental drunk shag)

I was planned.. oh was you? Im a September baby!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

september 15

the day where stars were aligned and the galaxies collided, and lee felix was born! the prettiest and most amazing boy!

it's september 15? happy lee felix day!!!

by felixgalaxy May 8, 2020

september 24

people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.

being born in september 24 is very lucky!

by Faye is me January 17, 2021

September 9

September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.

*Silence in classroom*

Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*

by An0nym0us;) November 5, 2019

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Song #11 on Green Day's American Idiot CD. It is NOT about returning to school, this song is about Billie Joe Armstrong's father dying. This is the first song in which he confronted this issue, and I think it probably did him some good. However, I don't know him personally, so I can't say for sure. Green Day dedicated this song to the Hurricane Katrina victims at the concert I went to. A damn good song too.

Summer has come and past
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends

by Miracle Midgit September 23, 2005

September 28

If you think that September 28 is the 271st day of the year (272nd in leap years) only, then you're absolutely wrong and you need some educating so you're welcome in advance!

Anygay, on the 28th of September 2013 our beloved Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got married. It's a holy date for the members of the Larry organization and especially for Harry himself since it's the only day he tops while he and Louis mutually respect each other. And no, those rumors floating around saying he tops every 28th of each month are far away from the truth and he'd very much appreciate if you stop spreading lies.

The only day Harry gives Louis' ass a taste of his loaded gun's medicine is on September 28.

by Larrygotcockblocked March 28, 2019