secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

by Eanne May 13, 2005

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019

secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.

We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.

by the 20th crime June 15, 2021

Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

by Evil October 18, 2003