sebastian

The person with the worst luck in every story or movie. Is never listened to, never gets what he wants, and is usually brutally murdered. Can be used to infer about the ending of a real-life sebastian

"Wow, that Sebastian had a beautiful voice. Too bad he was killed by a war axe"
"Sebastian is a horrible plotter with a big ego fueled by Antonio. Gets blackmailed into nearly killing his brother, then is disowned"

by mabro69 May 23, 2013

sebastian

a dumbass dicksucker likes cock no one likes more cock then he does

that niggas a sebastian hahahahaha

by quotayvion October 4, 2017

sebastian

a guy who made you fall in love with him quickly . very attractive. turns out to be a fucking asshole who’s abusive and doesn’t let you see or talk to any other friends. you can only spend time with him and if you don’t follow all of his rules there will be consequences. oh yeah also if you break up with him eventually he will threaten you. asshole abusive boyfriend bye

girl: woah he’s such an asshole!
me: are you dating a sebastian?

girl: yeah i guess so!

me: rUn WhiLe YoU cAn..!!!!!

by livelifedieyoung May 9, 2019

SeBaStIaN

man with massivley long but extremely skinny penis.

"man that guy was a real SeBaStIaN, his dick was lick a rhino leg but skinny"

by CARLOS oh yes March 6, 2019

sebastian

Sebastian is a big poop who thinks he's cool but actually is a big crap who hangs out with girls two years older than him

sebastian: hey everyone

everyone: go die you stupid poop

by punchmenow October 25, 2019

SEBASTIAN

This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.

Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.

Sebastian is crazy.
Don’t be like Sebastian.

Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?
Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.
Guy1: - runs away frantically.

by KGRLRLLL February 28, 2019

sebastian stan

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories

Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???

by nutella clit August 15, 2016