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shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season
“Aye bro you got a small dick
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season
by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021
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Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.
Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.
by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022
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onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.
Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy
by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017
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concert season

the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.
person one: are you ready for concert season!

person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
by whypilots August 13, 2018
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drag season

The time of year when boys are tired of girl's shit so they start dragging aka being a man hoe. They will talk to other girls at once and stop being a loyal man for the duration of 1-6 months.
Man its drag season i dont care anymore.
by Dat_kidd_kell November 11, 2017
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chocolate season

That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.
Are you alright?

Yeah, it's just chocolate season.
by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017
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Hickey season

Between months of April through August is when lovers or s/o give each other hickeys to show off in the warm weather
Hey babe did you know it was hickey season?
by Matthew seasame April 5, 2020
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