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Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
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Carol Scotti

The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.
by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018
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Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.
So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .
by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016
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Scotty B

One who, although previously believed to be a rad asphalt guy, is now known in many circles as a toucher of wieners; partakes in docking and all other forms of homo-shenanigans.
That guy used to get all the poon but now he’s a real Scotty B
by JusMe12345 September 15, 2023
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Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.
Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!
by security dude June 26, 2014
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snotty scotty

When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.
Amanda received a Snotty Scotty the night of May 19th 2020
by richardo blanco May 19, 2020
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