The absolute devil, he is usually a Spanish teacher who is a dick who has a small dick. He probably has already had sex with the girl your sitting next to, and the girl on the other side of the class. He only gives out 50% to people in his class
Person 1: Did you hear about Kate and Mr sanchez?
Person 2: Ya, he fucked her so hard that he had to give her an 50% on the test.
Person 2: Ya, he fucked her so hard that he had to give her an 50% on the test.
by thatoneguymike October 24, 2017
Get the mr sanchezmug. by Hot mullet boi January 10, 2018
Get the ice sanchezmug. When a male is in a room with two or more female relatives and he takes turns cumming in each females mouth. The first female can’t swallow until he cums in the next females mouth which the longer it takes, the saliva builds and builds creating a pool of saltwater.
I heard Jeremy gave his distant cousins a saltwater sanchez last night and one of them almost drowned.
by Bearded Libra May 19, 2023
Get the Saltwater Sanchezmug. The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.
by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013
Get the Beef Sanchezmug. A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.
Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.
by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021
Get the simon sanchezmug. Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017
Get the Cristina Sanchezmug. Lillian Sanchez is a very attractive person who loves to be crafty and always manages time to talk with friends, clean, do homework, and is very clumsy she falls breaks things and gets hurt alot she is a very caring person like taking care of 3 cats.
by Candylillian November 28, 2017
Get the lillian sanchezmug.