A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023

A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.
by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020

Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.
He often lets people take his happiness in exchange for a smile from them. He looks to make others happy first before herself.
Sam is all around a loyal person and can easily make anyone fall in love with him.
@itz_ya_boii_sam
He often lets people take his happiness in exchange for a smile from them. He looks to make others happy first before herself.
Sam is all around a loyal person and can easily make anyone fall in love with him.
@itz_ya_boii_sam
Sam Is Lit
by itz_ya_boii_sam August 8, 2018

A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.
by basedgod223 May 26, 2014

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .
by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017

She’s the best friend ever!! And she’ll help you through thick and thin!! She is super nice!! And very pretty!!!! She loves the same things you love and is an amazing person!
Sam is the best!
by Gooey Cooley August 14, 2022
