Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.

just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.

by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022

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Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 24, 2020

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Salami Rose

A pushed up to the tip uncircumcised penis

I made you a salami rose

by Laugh me silly July 09, 2022

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Salami pink

Usually means your pussy is pink like salami

G1: Mine is Salami Pink

G2: ME TOO

by Jiafei skinny legend April 18, 2023

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moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

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