Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Harami in the salami

A word used to refer to sexual intercourse with a man (usually chaste)

John: She's trying to do the harami in the Salami!
Monk: WHAT!?

by SalamiKing341 October 18, 2023

salami hunter

Someone who likes bulgarian dick

he's a salami hunter

by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho November 22, 2021

salami sweetheart

A name that you call your loved ones. It can even be used for pets!

"Salami sweetheart!
Yah?
You forgot to do the dishes"

by Sizit November 16, 2020

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021