Swine 09

The break from school or work, due to an out break of Swine Flu. It is pronouced, Swine Oh Nine

Brad: Shit I got school tomorrow.
Steve: Sucks for you.
Brad: So do you bitch.
Steve: Nope, I'm on Swine 09.

by Young Brickz May 18, 2009

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Uncultured Swine

A person who does not understand references to popular music, trends, or vines.

Me: Stop you almost made me stop my spaghett!
Girl: What?
Me: It's a vine you uncultured swine! Thank u, next.
Girl: Is that supposed to be a reference to something?
Me: Then I yeet away! *yeets away*
Girl: What is wrong with her?

by LovelyDisaster December 13, 2018

Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.

by R Munny January 14, 2010

Swingshift

Term used to describe a multipolar coworker. The personality of said person may change at a moments notice.

Ol' swingshift just went ape sh!+. Man, I didn't even see it coming.

by Tricepatops March 16, 2017

swingus

Someone who does not know how to ride a swing.

A common playground insult among children and adults.

"Wow, look at Greg! He can't even swing. What a swingus."

by borkleborp July 30, 2019

Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.

"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"

by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012