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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011
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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Squirt-tastic

When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".
Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!
by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers October 23, 2022
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Squirts and tinkles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"
by ol'ar February 17, 2010
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Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous
Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor
by My best man May 19, 2018
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Casual Squirts

Thats when you find out you have the diahrea while shitting.
No big rush, no mad panic, just a little pressure reminiscent of a large delivery, oh no, that's the casual squirts..
by Deemaninc February 14, 2018
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