queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

by MRizzle December 19, 2013

Squirt on meme

Squirt on meme is a meme page that had 15.4k before getting banned off Instagram. Although getting taken off Instagram he made a brand new page and is still making memes. The world still doesn't know why he named his page squirt on meme.

"squuuuuirt"

Squirt on meme is a meme page

by reMeMeber September 10, 2018

Casual Squirts

Thats when you find out you have the diahrea while shitting.

No big rush, no mad panic, just a little pressure reminiscent of a large delivery, oh no, that's the casual squirts..

by Deemaninc February 14, 2018

Squirt-tastic

When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".

Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!

by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers October 23, 2022

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010