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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
mugGet the spank stainmug.

seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.
"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"
by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010
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Beef Spank

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.
by Banana1996 October 16, 2021
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frank spank

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015
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Jungle Spank

To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.
Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.
by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011
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