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She sells sea shells on a sea shore

Luigi's rap.

Stolen from Waluigi.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand

You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond

You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
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If you haven’t got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man

its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well

Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore
by SeijaKijin September 1, 2021
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Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend
Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"
by L.Harris July 28, 2016
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New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.
-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"
by Kappybara October 24, 2018
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peace sells

an awesome megadeth song, written by dave mustaine. the song is about how metalheads are sterotyped as satanists who dont work and are disrespectful, when they really arent. dave came up with the song when he was reading a readers digest article.(see how metalheads really are)
what do you mean i dont pay my bills? got nuthin better to do?

peace sells, but who's buyin
by poomaster12345 October 5, 2008
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New Baby Smell

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)
Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure.
Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell.
Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right?
Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time...
Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes*
Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara.
by PyroBlackCat November 16, 2009
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the bee knee smell

bob: did you know the bee knee smell
jimmy: yes everyone knows that the bee knee smell
by daddyrogertaylor6939 February 1, 2020
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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018
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