Tear Sheet

To have sexual intercourse.

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)

by keelf king May 3, 2019

Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

spinout sheets

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.

My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.

by GearHeadPrimate March 27, 2018

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.

GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.

by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020