Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.
Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”
Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”
Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”
Everyone else: “KADYYY”
Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”
Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”
Everyone else: “KADYYY”
by Whatnic? February 13, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan, Honestly just the fucking whitest name I've ever heard tbh, Like I CANNOT WALK ANYWHERE without hearing the name Ryan AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PALE WHITE LIKE FR. I'm just gonna use Ryan as a slur because they all look the goddamn same.
by Superhideer June 1, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. Ryans are very very very very very very ugly!!!!!!!!!! Ryans usually play basketball and are usually very tall with the #7 , breath a little stinky and usually very hairy. Ryans usually have good hearts and personalities ;) Ryans usually dont take no for an answer.
Sam: Did you see #7??
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
by 123455899itsme February 16, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 8, 2019
Get the RYANmug. A wonderful, amazing friend who know exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is one of the sweetest people I know, and can brighten up your spirits even if you are feeling a little down. Whatever he says, you have to resist the urge to smile because you'll end up looking stupid since you're just smiling at a phone screen for now explicable reason.
Remember everyone, this is Ryan nooot Bryan. Thank you!
One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.
Ryan is fantastic.
Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy
One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.
Ryan is fantastic.
Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy
by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. by TheEquilibrium October 1, 2017
Get the Ryanmug.