“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!
by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014
When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.
by Rug Doctor December 03, 2015
The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 04, 2011
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
Rude Fitness is a magazine that offers expert tips on fitness, nutrition and health to help you achieve your health and wellness goals.
by FitnessGeek August 12, 2024