Ruben

This mf always acting gay. He pulls all the men tho

Mom “Have you finally pulled some bitches?”

Ruben “No, I like men”

by Slixx999 November 24, 2021

Ruben

chad.

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.

by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022

Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021

Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.

Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything

by Nitsjo January 30, 2019

Ruben

Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man

Who’s Ruben

by Juanreynoso713 July 9, 2023

Ruben

The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.

Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!

by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021