A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).
Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic
George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021
Get the Small Meat Romanticmug. A situation that arises when one or both partners in a romantic relationship are infatuated and distracted by each other that they become oblivious to what is happening in the world around them. It could be they just were not paying attention to their surroundings or they just don’t care. It is not usually done on purpose or to be intentionally mean as they are just distracted.
Luna: Hey Ivan. How are you doing today?
Ivan does not respond to her at all.
Luna: Ivan. How are you doing?
Ivan continues not to respond. Luna turns to Sergio.
Luna: Why is Ivan not responding to me?
Sergio: He is with his girlfriend right now, whom he is easily distracted by. He is probably suffering from a romantic lens flare. I think she will be leaving in a few minutes though, which hopefully he will listen once she leaves.
Ivan does not respond to her at all.
Luna: Ivan. How are you doing?
Ivan continues not to respond. Luna turns to Sergio.
Luna: Why is Ivan not responding to me?
Sergio: He is with his girlfriend right now, whom he is easily distracted by. He is probably suffering from a romantic lens flare. I think she will be leaving in a few minutes though, which hopefully he will listen once she leaves.
by Vanguard 1998 June 13, 2021
Get the Romantic lens flaremug. Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
Get the Religiously aligned romantic preferencemug. When you have committed to plans with a girl that you are not romantically interested in and therefore feel like you are not able to pursue a romantic relationship with anyone else until that commitment is fulfilled.
Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.
Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.
“Hey man are you gonna slide on Hannah?”
“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”
“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”
by Weed Ratkins September 18, 2019
Get the Romantic Lame Duck Periodmug. by SapphicFrog24 August 19, 2024
Get the Romanticalmug. When you see your partner after a very long time of not seeing them, which typically occurs after a tour of duty in the military or a year of service that is served far away from your home after college, and you pull them aside for a minute or two to tell them how much you missed them, that you love them, and just to take a chance give your partner a little physical affection considering they may be craving it after not being with you for so long.
Zachary: I’m happy your back from your tour of duty. I am guessing your happy to be back home.
Pedro: Yes, I am happy to be home after such a long time of being away. Would you excuse me and Britany for a minute?
Zachary: Sure.
(Pedro and Britany walk a short distance away. They begin talking to each other quietly. Pedro puts his arms around Britany and kisses her briefly.)
Zachary: Are you guys ready to go?
Britany: Yes, we are.
Zachary: What we were you guys doing anyway? Was something wrong?
Pedro: No, we were taking a romantic minute. I have not seen Britany in a year to a year and half. I really missed her.
Zachary: I see.
Pedro: Yes, I am happy to be home after such a long time of being away. Would you excuse me and Britany for a minute?
Zachary: Sure.
(Pedro and Britany walk a short distance away. They begin talking to each other quietly. Pedro puts his arms around Britany and kisses her briefly.)
Zachary: Are you guys ready to go?
Britany: Yes, we are.
Zachary: What we were you guys doing anyway? Was something wrong?
Pedro: No, we were taking a romantic minute. I have not seen Britany in a year to a year and half. I really missed her.
Zachary: I see.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
Get the Romantic minutemug. 1: An expression used to describe how a specific romantic couple has progressed in their relationship over time
2: A phrase used to refer to how the processes from which people get into romantic relationships and or marriages in a specific culture have changed over time
2: A phrase used to refer to how the processes from which people get into romantic relationships and or marriages in a specific culture have changed over time
Quintin: How are you and Denise doing these days?
Winston: We’re doing great. She has gotten comfortable enough with me to start talking to me about her past, some of the problems that have been affecting her family, her religious beliefs, and so on.
Quintin: In terms of your romantic evolution, it sounds like the two of you have gotten really far in your relationship in the past eight months.
Winston: Me and her have definitely made a lot of progress during that time in regards to our romantic relationship.
Winston: We’re doing great. She has gotten comfortable enough with me to start talking to me about her past, some of the problems that have been affecting her family, her religious beliefs, and so on.
Quintin: In terms of your romantic evolution, it sounds like the two of you have gotten really far in your relationship in the past eight months.
Winston: Me and her have definitely made a lot of progress during that time in regards to our romantic relationship.
by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021
Get the Romantic evolutionmug.