Rod Reed

God's gift to the music world. The greastest band director i have a plesure to be taught by. The redest band director the world may ever know
First place General effect is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Rod Reed.
by 2nd best marcher in band November 04, 2016
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Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.
Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.
by Wet cardboard March 09, 2018
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Rod Bobblin’

When your penis dips into the toilet water.
Dude Australian guys must have tiny dicks. My big American hog is rod bobblin’ every toilet I dump in over here.
by Jaybandzdough July 11, 2023
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red rod

red rod is when a guy preffers to fuck women that are ragging(haveing there period)
he likes to fuck em on the rag,i bet hes got a red rod
by big e 6996 March 05, 2010
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hot rod

An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.

mark; oh thats ok

mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"

or

mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened

mark; calm down hot rod
by 88MOOSE88 July 29, 2010
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Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.
Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?
by your.loving.fans July 03, 2010
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Hot Rod

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle
Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.
by garytencents April 27, 2010
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