ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse
Hey baby, come ride the rod.
by madam curious December 11, 2013
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Rod Cod

My Man Rod Cod is so cool that his name is even cool like nobody can be as cool as Rod Cod. Plus he's the best cod player in the world he sniped me with a tomahawk from across the new year.
Ahhhh My Man Rod Cod you so coolio julio my nibba.
by urbanLicker February 19, 2019
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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red rod

red rod is when a guy preffers to fuck women that are ragging(haveing there period)
he likes to fuck em on the rag,i bet hes got a red rod
by big e 6996 March 5, 2010
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hot rod

An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.

mark; oh thats ok

mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"

or

mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened

mark; calm down hot rod
by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
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Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.
by your.loving.fans July 7, 2010
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Hot Rod

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle
Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.
by garytencents April 27, 2010
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