Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

dirty riddle

A person who blindfolds another person and makes them smell or lick their feet

Person 1: My friend pulled a dirty riddle it made me throw up

by Daddy_maddy_fatty_patty October 1, 2021

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

xavier riddle

a tv show that is on pbs kids tvo kids and knowlage kids. it is almost 3 years old. man this show is getting old

xavier riddle is the best show ever made

by aydkeyrkd October 7, 2022

Joe Ridley

Me

I am Joe Ridley

by Opal Sarroe February 16, 2023

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Mr Ridley

An absolute Don who goes down on teachers, students, friends, family and YOU! He was infamously reported on the news for gangbanging everyone within a 10km radius.

Zain, stop searching up Mr Ridley Gangbang

by professor mcdonaldydoo March 27, 2023