jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.

Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that

by chaboisamye November 30, 2015

Blankasaurus Rex

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.

Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.

by DollarDele March 3, 2017

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

Sneaky Rex

Similar to the sticky rex except you place syrup on a dogs penis and lick it off until ejaculation.

Dogs just love Mr. Martinez because he performs the sneaky Rex on them.

by BoogerB December 30, 2012

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Basically a giant, scaly chicken

THAT AIN'T A CHICKEN! IT'S TYRANNOSAURUS REX

by Mister Hyena August 4, 2018

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012