much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010
Get the cockfax report mug.a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008
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Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
by ShadowJinx26 September 22, 2011
Get the Remort mug.A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.
"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
by dulces120 December 2, 2009
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Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).
Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.
Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.
Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.
by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005
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by jsmithjflesh November 28, 2010
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