Recessticles

A quick shrinking of the balls in response to cold, fright, or any traumatic experience.

Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!

You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Recessticles

A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.

Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

Reece Eggers

One of da realest mfers out there. Owner of 20 lovely Instagram pages, some being @nbaplayergrader, @thedailyintellect, @bottom.ball.coverage, and more. He is also the creator of characters such as "Eugene Collinsworth, Craig Rooter, and upon many others.

My n***a Reece Eggers just hit me up with one of those "You up?" texts.

by Jorge Kittle March 29, 2020

reece burling

A man who has a love for his children in a sexual manner and seems to like urinating in ovens

That guys such a Reece burling

by Joe mamskeoejjen December 1, 2021

A Reece

A guy who is now a flawless Prince Charming, but can make a girl feel like a princess. There for the people that need him, and fights for the people he cares about.

Credited to 'A Thousand Words' by treblehearts

I want a Reece

by ZeraphEnd February 25, 2017

recent events

A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.

"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...

by Situ Tian July 16, 2007