redemption

1. to reclaim what was taken 2. best served through a belt-fed weapon or the serrated edge of a unused hunting knife to one's esophagus 3. to cleanse another of their sins

The man gasped for breath through a puddle of mucus and blood as his redeemer sat on top of him grinning

The man screamed to his god as his redeemer cleansed him of his sins

The man begged for forgiveness as he felt his life seeping through his redeemers veins

The helpless victim finally found redemption through reclaiming the life of his tormentor

by Davis Leang February 22, 2011

relegion

Relegion is many things:
-The cause of endless bloodshed, violence, hate, and discrimination.
-Science's arch-nemesis.
-An easy way to explain our existence without having to pass 8th grade.
-A emotional crutch so people can feel all warm and cozy inside.

Because of his relegion Andrew thinks that all non-beleivers are going to hell. What a freak.

by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006

Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 21, 2011

a sweet release

A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)

Yep.

You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere

by Chief inspector, Rimmer November 26, 2013

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

by RedZebra November 29, 2010

redemer

A person or people who would rather stick pins in there eye's than listen to a spesific piece of music

Hey dayna listen to sundayafternoon.

No i'de rather stick pins in my eyes .
Your such a redemer.

by Kieran1995 August 21, 2009

Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

by Baby Badger March 27, 2010