Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

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Raccoon rage

When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!

Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.

by Maddy Mackenzie is a whore July 8, 2012

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Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018

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Raccoon Trap

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation

by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025

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Raccoon

A homeless “cougar”

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon

by Red pill steve November 28, 2021

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Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.

OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

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