1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025
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Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
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Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.
Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.
Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.
Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.
by tommytambor November 10, 2022
Get the Raccooning mug.When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020
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