Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys
by karma5 March 27, 2023
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raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.
bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019
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Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 21, 2021
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Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.
Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.
by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 14, 2024
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raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 20, 2021
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