When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.
by Zoodonym May 19, 2019
Get the Arabian Raccoon Pull mug.the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
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Get the raccoons in the attic mug.A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
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I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
by Quadzi November 30, 2021
Get the greasy raccoon mug.Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same
by FatJackFlabSniff May 8, 2017
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