R. Kelly

Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"

by Seenus September 17, 2003

Marco Klabusti Pete R.

half a french and half a german Marco R.
he is a real cock suckor who liks t o hear music about death , violence , satan and Love . Yes he likes heavy Metal . Especially Sepultura but its not Sepulturas fault that he smells like old shoes . I wanted to integrate the sound but this name is unspeakable and hurts everybody who hears it :-)

´For example M.R. from Laubenheim , Mainz is such a wild mufflon who appears like a drunken monkey :-)

by Captain Karacho July 22, 2004

R. Kelly Slip

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.

Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.

by Fabio Quintera October 9, 2008

r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty

r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody

by Shamrokk August 3, 2004

R. Kelly

To pee on someone or something

1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."

2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"

by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008

R. Kelly'd

To fuck a young bitch

Did you hear that Jimmy R.Kelly'd dat new girl?

by Lele December 16, 2003

Tony Kart Racer 401 R

The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)

friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.

by Tonykartracer July 4, 2019