Queef 

A *bad word* calling someone a name

Person 1: *says somthing dumb*
Person 2: "Your such a Queef!"

Queef by :-------) June 29, 2005

Queef 

The passing of gas

Who queefed?
or past tence who qifed

Queef by Anonymous April 11, 2003

queef 

girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

queef by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

Queef 

fart out the vagina. mainly if the ass is being banged, so the fart has no where else to go, thus queefing.

jane had my dick up her ass, therefore she could not fart. no other choice, she queefed.

Queef by butthole jones October 30, 2008

queef 

a vaginal sneeze, that sounds like a toot, but really you got too much fucking air in your wizard hole *-*

during sex:

girl: -queefs-
guy: DAYUM GURL DID UR POOSAY JUST TOOT. YA NASTY. *flies to canada*

queef by sprinklesandshits_ January 25, 2014

Queef 

A Queef is a Pussy Fart. That's it. Just a Fucking Pussy Fart. Okay? Oh, also It can be a name.

Girl 1: We! Did you just Queef!?
Girl 2: No. I didn't Queef you mother fucking Queef.
Girl 1: bitch

Queef by A-A-Ron! July 13, 2015

Queef 

it's when u pick up a dirty toe rag and go home and fist her and there is still enough room to stick in a sofa and air is sucked in becaus she is such a big dirty S _ _ T

Queef by Anonymous May 23, 2003