A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.
"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."
by Be Loyal July 04, 2020
by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023
A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.
The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.
by Craig the Wonder Zebra May 15, 2012
to Quantum/ Quantumed/ Quantuming is when someone is breaking every rule/guideline possible in a given place and the people in charge claim he is doing nothing wrong.
Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
My Friend Jack told me about a Quantuming story he had where he went to a McDonald's when he's full on naked yelling obscenities' and the manager came out to say to the complainers that Jack is doing nothing wrong and for everyone to carry on eating their big mac, dude Jack Quantumed out so hard that day.
by Sir Arkay June 12, 2022
by John Ella August 31, 2017
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
by HawkTuahRegimer October 23, 2024
the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 28, 2023