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pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020
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Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her
by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018
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Punish

To punish someone is to one-shotguyn them to the head in fortnite, resulting in instant death.
by punisher_ September 19, 2018
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The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
by PrinceVince August 11, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019
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Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, โ€œThe Passion of the Christโ€.
Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?
by Nwne November 4, 2018
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