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BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024
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Punishment

No pushiment will satisfy the parents and it serves no purpose other than for bystanders to get their sadistic jollies off and maintain their delusion that they couldn't have done otherwise.
Hym "No punishment will undo whatever I choose to do in response to this but if I am remembered for one thing I will be for giving you the opportunity to prevent it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Punish banana

Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana
by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025
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Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
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king punisher

To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.
by UBBESSON September 10, 2018
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Pink Punisher

When a a girl lays on her back, she spreads wide and then you jump off the top rope. Pink Punisher!
My wife wife was feeling frisky so I gave her the pink punisher.
by Pink Punishers July 8, 2023
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