Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

by me July 22, 2003

possum

a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.

Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.

by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007

awesome possum

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word

You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"

by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003

Possums

a. See wordPossum/word

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.

"I met a possum!"
"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"

by MonteM June 2, 2003

postmodern hippie

A person in the 21st century who takes progressive moves to help live in better accordance with the natural environment.

A person who cares about the environment AND their personal hygiene.

A person who believes in all the hippie ideals of love, peace, flower power and unity but still takes showers and/or shaves.

Instead of buying a band new shirt that says, "Recycle" she went to the thrift store and bought a shirt that was ACTUALLY recycled. What a postmodern hippie!

by captainplanet300 September 16, 2013

postmodernism

A philosophy which plays games with knowledge, postmodernism positions itself as the striving of ironic and nihilistic thought towards the meltdown of "enlightened" modern opinion, which pans out to be merely Christianity in disguise. Indeed, while Christianity marks the coming of Christ as a world-shaking event of cosmic proportions, postmodernism merely points to the numerous weaknesses in the Enlightenment's armor and calmly states, along with Hegel, "God is dead. May God help us all." Pontius Pilate was Nietzsche's ancestor, and Nietzsche was the grandfather of postmodernism. In fact, the central question of postmodernism is the same question spoken by Pontius Pilate to Jesus: "What is truth?" (John 18:38).

"Terry Gilliam's film adaptation of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is too absurdly decadent to not be the epitome of postmodernism!"

by Soul King Pusher January 6, 2017

Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011