Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

concrete pond

A hillbilly, redneck or country hick meaning of a concrete swimming pool or oversized fountain.

Woo weee, see dat girl swimming in the lil ol concrete pond.

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 7, 2022

sandra ponde

Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid

Miss sandra

ponde is the worst.

Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids

by Harrymcdonald November 22, 2023

Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.

Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.

by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024