the pincher

when you pinch the top of your dick to avoid ejaculation, often holding it until a jizz rag or toilet is available.

yo i totally beat off in the car today.

howd you not make a mess?

i just used the pincher til i found some paper towels.

by The Assman January 24, 2008

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009

poonch, poonched, poonches

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004

ponce

Widely used to reffer to a poser,camp or soft looking person- the type of person who looks like they would get beaten up by a girl

"Jimmy cried during titanic-hes such a ponce"
"Pato i cant believe your wearing make up,you ponce!"

by Captaindrew April 18, 2006

Panchee

The poor, poor soul on the receiving end of a panch.

Daniel: Dude, look at all those guts over there.
Brad: Yeah, a viking just used Hannah Montana as his panchee.

by Tazar.The.Yoot January 18, 2009

Pochetta

Slang term for police officers

Used in a mocking sense because cops are gay

"oh damn the pochetta are here"

"Maaan fuck the pochetta"

"heads up dude pochetta on the right"

by Mickey's 40's May 24, 2009

pinches policia

Spanish for "Fuckin' police"

*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.

by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016