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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.
Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.
by Halers Dee May 31, 2011
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Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009
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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
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