Penthouse Poor

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.

Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.

by Lqdboard May 11, 2017

poor mans blow

Powdered Caffiene; either from crushed caffeine supplements or ordered from a pharmecuetical company. It is only called this when insufflated (snorted)

"You wanna do a couple rails of poor mans blow before class?"

"I just got a half ounce of poor mans blow from Drug Chem Labs."

by Johnny R. July 26, 2007

Poor Man's Nang

Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.

Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."

by htheorem November 6, 2016

Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017

poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003