pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

Pokemon Purist

(n.) A shot of alcohol containing equal parts of Blue Curacao, hot sauce and Bicardi 151, which must be followed by the drinker's yell, "It's super effective!"

Pokemon Purists all 'round!

It's super effective!

by TheLoudestFan December 30, 2009

pokemon

pot, weed , marijuana, mary jane, yeah thats basically it....

" lets go trade pokemon cards on a sunday night before school"
LOOK UP TRADING CARDS FOR REFERENCE!

by pikachuuuuu January 18, 2009

Pokemon Hentai

Hentai involving Pokemon. Considered sick, especially when it involves Pikachu and female chicks.

ILLLLLLLL....that's sick...Pokemon Hentai? Dude, Misty's getting it from Pikachu...that's so wrong!

by World Domination February 24, 2005

Pokemon Ownage

The art of completely destroying your oppenent during an intense battle of 6 on 6 supremacy and stomping their ass in the dirt.

Dude, seriously. I dished out some serious Pokemon Ownage

by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007

pokemon hoe

A way to describe someone who is a slut for pokemon go.

Jessica is a total pokemon hoe, she's always battling at gyms.

by konnoyuuki August 4, 2016

Pokemon Eyes

Impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see's a particularly large 'pocket monster' and is unwilling to proceed any further.

Lovely Lady: Heya smexy
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful

by Lshmbdo April 3, 2010