Plutocracy

noun -

1. A political system governed by a dog.

1.
April: Did you see that stupid broad?
May: What broad?
April: That bitch is bein' walked by her dog!
May: Haha, her house gotta be a straight plutocracy!

2.
Jim: Didja hear who they elected as the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky?
Bob: Nah bro, who?
Jim: Goofy! A DOG! Can you believe it?
Bob: Looks like that town's a real plutocracy!

by Urbanium January 21, 2010

Plutos

Plutos are the growing number of pluto (yes, the planet) sympathizers post-rejection from the IAU. These include people who grew up thinking Pluto was a planet and don't think it's fair to pick on the smallest planet in the system. Plutos mourn their loss together mostly over the internet in online forums like Facebook.

"Man, those Plutos on Facebook are right! I miss Pluto too!"

by Marvin the Martian December 9, 2008

Plutonium laced money

It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.

Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

pluk

a word to use when someone needs to modernize

Examples: you need to pluk you are way to old

You need to start pluking, legaron something new

Examples: you need to pluk you are way to old

You need to start pluking, legaron something new

by Sglmc October 4, 2017

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When you are extremely bored and have already tried qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp,mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and so many others. Just stop. STOP!

Middle school student: I'm so bored
*searches plmkojnbhuygvctdxzsewaq*
Middle school student: still very bored

by 924e5r81t4 September 29, 2021

Pluto

Not a planet.

Jupiter: Sorry Pluto your not a planet anymore.

Pluto: :(

by The_Obvious_Observer May 4, 2010

Plutonic Love

Love for a friend that is neither romantic or sexual, like love for a family member.

Tom: Did you just tell him you loved him?

Bob: Yeah it’s plutonic love, I’ve known my whole life.

Or

Stacy: Bye girl love you!!!

Lucy: Love you too girl!! See you Tuesday!!!

by B° July 18, 2018