Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010

Pertainage

When one would like to appear intelligent and decides to create a word. Often uses words like 'Bro' and holds company BBQ's.

Sir Lambshanks declared on the 12th of July this here 2010, that the footnotes had no pertainage to the spreads.

by DouchePolice July 12, 2010

Plarty

A party full of fat/disgusting people

Guy 1: Dude, how was that party last night?
Guy 2: Oh man you were lucky you didn't go. It was a complete plarty.
Guy 1: Ah... I'm sorry.
Guy 2: It's okay, I got to eat some cake off some fat chicks ass.
Guy 1: Isn't that from Family Guy?
Guy 2: Way to ruin it.

by Pesp July 19, 2010

pertambulate

random shuffling while dawdling through life.

When I pertambulate to work, I often trip over cracks in the fabric of space time.

by aquila1412 December 31, 2012

Perthian

The unofficial name for people that come from the city of Perth, in south western Australia.

He is such a bogan, he must be a Perthian.

by aeroplanesdotcomdotau December 25, 2014

Plarted

When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants

Mom I plarted!

by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016

paert

A dead bird on the side of the road. (Normally ran over by a car)

Look at that paert on the side of the road!

by iThoughtThisWasWebkinz July 4, 2016